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When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

بازیگران مهمان: Penny Johnson Jerald، Mike Henry، Charly Jordan، Marissa Shankar

Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.

بازیگران مهمان: Ara Hollyday، دان لیک، John Viener، Audrey Wasilewski

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

بازیگران مهمان: ایان مک‌کلن، Dana Gould، Marc Jablon، JD Cullum

Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

بازیگران مهمان: Marissa Shankar، Brendan Jennings، Danny Jolles، Josh Stamberg

Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.

بازیگران مهمان: Penny Johnson Jerald، Ara Hollyday، Liz Richman، Erin Moore

Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.

بازیگران مهمان: Marissa Shankar، Ivar Brogger، Bobby Strom، Donna Medine

As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.

بازیگران مهمان: Charly Jordan، Ara Hollyday، Liz Richman، Jason Kravits