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101. Eddie Murphy as Gumby 100. Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton 99. Chris Farley on ice skates 98. Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer 97. The Killer Bees 96. Mike Myers and Mick Jagger as Mick Jagger and Keith Richards 95. The Denise Show 94. Britney Spears addresses lip-synching/fake boob rumors in monologue 93. Unhip music teachers Bobbi and Marty Culp 92. Janet Reno (Will Ferrell) meets the real Janet Reno 91. Pepper mills sketch with Dana Carvey and Adam Sandler 90. The Ambiguously Gay Duo 89. Dana Carvey as Johnny Carson 88. Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro make surprise appearance on The Joe Pesci Show 87. Mr. Short-Term Memory 86. It's Pat 85. Eddie Murphy as James Brown in Celebrity Hot Tub 84. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey 83. Tommy Flannigan, ""The Liar"" 82. Steve Martin and Gilda Radner dance 81. Will Ferrell in red, white and blue thong

80. The Spartan Cheerleaders 79. Dana Carvey as George Bush 78. The Gap Girls 77. The Sweeney Sisters 76. Woodrow, the homeless guy 75. The Superfans 74. The Land Shark 73. Nat X 72. Frank Sinatra Duets 71. William Shatner mocks Trekkies 70. Master Thespian as Santa Claus 69. Lord and Lady Douchebag 68. The Roxbury Guys 67. Men's synchronized swimming sketch 66. Total Bastard Airlines (""Buh-Bye"") 65. Weekend Update: ""Jane, you ignorant slut"" 64. Velvet Jones 63. Inside the Actors Studio, with Kate Hudson as Drew Barrymore 62. Film with John Belushi outliving all castmates 61. Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood

بازیگران مهمان: Mark Curry

60. Fernando's Hideaway 59. Toonces the Driving Cat 58. Eddie Murphy as Rev. Jesse Jackson 57. Arnold Schwarzengegger visits Hanz and Franz 56. Andy Kaufman does theme from Mighty Mouse 55. Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston 54. The Richmeister 53. Mr. Bill 52. Operaman 51. Judy Miller 50. Brian Fellow 49. Celebrity Jeopardy! 48. Ed Grimley 47. Will Ferrell as Harry Caray 46. The Chris Farley Show 45. Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute 44. David Spade as stubborn receptionist 43. Mary Catherine Gallagher 42. Old Glory Insurance (Sam Waterston sells robot insurance) 41. ""White Like Me""

40. Dana Carvey sings about broccoli 39. Zagat Guide to Restaurants sketch 38. The Czech Brothers (""Wild and Crazy Guys"") 37. Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase racial word association 36. Delta Delta Delta sorority 35. Sprockets 34. David Spade's Hollywood Minute 33. The Ladies' Man 32. The Coneheads 31. Molly Shannon and John Goodman as Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp 30. Nick the Lounge Singer 29. Will Ferrell as George W. Bush 28. John Belushi's Samurai accidentally cuts Buck Henry 27. The Girl Watchers 26. Lyle, The Effeminate Heterosexual 25. Roseanne Roseanneadana 24. The nude beach sketch (penis said numerous times) 23. Canteen Boy gets sexually harassed by scoutmaster 22. The Five-Timers Club 21. Buckwheat assassinated

20. Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker 19. Amy Fisher sketches 18. The Boston Teens 17. The Sinatra Report 16. Stand-Up Situations 15. Hanukkah Harry 14. Eddie Murphy messes up 13. The Sensitive Naked Man 12. Church Lady gets hit by Sean Penn 11. The Blues Brothers 10. The Bradys vs. The Partridge Family 9. Chris Farley auditions for Chippendales 8. The Hanukkah Song 7. Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy duet as Frank Sinatra and Stevie Wonder 6. Coffee Talk crashed by Barbra Streisand 5. Cowbell sketch 4. Phil Hartman sings goodbye to Chris Farley on Hartman's last show 3. Schweaty Balls 2. Rudy Giuliani introduces first episode after 9/11 1. Wayne's World with Aerosmith

بازیگران مهمان: لیک بل

101. Samantha kisses Jake in ""Sixteen Candles"" 100. Mr. Big's name revealed on Sex and the City 99. Marcia hit in face with football on The Brady Bunch 98. Ving Rhames gives Golden Globe to Jack Lemmon 97. Barbara Billingsley speaks jive in ""Airplane!"" 96. Ken Jennings wins over $1 million on Jeopardy! 95. Father and son reconcile over catch in ""Field of Dreams"" 94. Jack meets Cher on Will & Grace 93. Tony dances in ""Saturday Night Fever"" 92. Baby Jessica rescued from well 91. Ellen DeGeneres copies Björk's swan dress at Emmys 90. Jackie Kennedy gives televised tour of White House 89. Austin Powers 88. Sword fight between Jack and Will in ""Pirates of the Caribbean"" 87. Reese Witherspoon in ""Legally Blonde"" 86. Ricky Martin performs at '99 Grammys 85. Adam Sandler fights Bob Barker in ""Happy Gilmore"" 84. Sean Connery says, ""Bond. James Bond."" 83. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon win Oscar for ""Good Will Hunting"" 82. Ros

بازیگران مهمان: Karen Lynn Gorney، لری میلر، Ed McMahon

80. Sam and Diane kiss on Cheers 79. Kelly Clarkson wins American Idol 78. ""The Matrix"" special effects 77. Hugh Grant makes romantic speech in ""Four Weddings and a Funeral"" 76. Dirty Harry says, ""Go ahead. Make my day."" 75. David Copperfield makes Statue of Liberty disappear 74. Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise don matching suits in ""Rain Man"" 73. Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth fired on The Apprentice 72. Roberto Benigni wins two Oscars and makes enthusiastic speech 71. Diane Keaton says, ""La di da, la di da"" in ""Annie Hall"" 70. Pottery scene in ""Ghost"" 69. Bruce Springsteen appears on Time and Newsweek simultaneously 68. John Belushi in ""Animal House"" 67. Lloyd holds up boom box in ""Say Anything"" 66. Little girl says, ""They're here"" in ""Poltergeist"" 65. Madonna kisses Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at VMAs 64. Brad Pitt in ""Legends of the Fall"" 63. Makeover scene in ""The Breakfast Club"" 62. Whitney Houston sings

بازیگران مهمان: مری استینبرجن، لری میلر، Seth Green، Greg Fitzsimmons

60. Indiana Jones eludes boulder in ""Raiders of the Lost Ark"" 59. Bill Clinton plays sax on The Arsenio Hall Show 58. Homer Simpson says, ""D'oh"" on The Simpsons 57. Al Pacino says, ""Say hello to my little friend"" in ""Scarface"" 56. Johnny says, ""Nobody puts Baby in a corner"" in ""Dirty Dancing"" 55. Sean Penn in ""Fast Times at Ridgemont High"" 54. Krystle and Alexis catfight in Dynasty 53. Dustin Hoffman in drag in ""Tootsie"" 52. Disneyland opens 51. Hannibal's ""liver and fava beans"" speech in ""Silence of the Lambs"" 50. Audrey Hepburn looks in window at beginning of ""Breakfast at Tiffany's"" 49. ""Back to the Future"" 48. Cher slaps Nicolas Cage and says, ""Snap out of it"" in ""Moonstruck"" 47. Lance Armstrong recovers from cancer and wins '99 Tour de France 46. ""Hair gel"" scene in ""There's Something About Mary"" 45. Steven Spielberg wins Oscar for ""Schindler's List"" 44. The Cosby Show debuts 43. Will Ferrell streaks in ""Old Scho

بازیگران مهمان: لری میلر، Jay Mohr، Stephen Furst

40. Cuba Gooding Jr. yells, ""Show me the money!"" in ""Jerry Maguire"" 39. Elvis Presley's ""Aloha in Hawaii"" special 38. Luke and Laura wed on General Hospital 37. Incest revealed in ""Chinatown"" 36. Barbra Streisand returns to live performances on New Year's Eve 1993 35. Father and son reunited in ""Finding Nemo"" 34. Marilyn Monroe's skirt blows upward in ""The Seven-Year Itch"" 33. Upside-down kiss in ""Spider-Man"" 32. Bill Murray makes speech about golf with the Dalai Lama in ""Caddyshack"" 31. Sammy Davis Jr. kisses Archie Bunker on All in the Family 30. John Travolta and Uma Thurman dance in ""Pulp Fiction"" 29. Ending scene of ""It's a Wonderful Life"" 28. Ellen DeGeneres comes out 27. Tom Hanks wins back-to-back Oscars 26. Madonna sings ""Vogue"" 25. M*A*S*H finale 24. HBO revitalizes television with groundbreaking shows 23. Shark seen for first time in ""Jaws"" 22. Rhett says, ""Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"" in ""Gone

بازیگران مهمان: لری میلر، Jay Mohr، Greg Fitzsimmons، Mathew St. Patrick

20. Halle Berry and Denzel Washington win Oscars 19. First season of Survivor 18. Beyoncé and Prince duet at 2004 Grammys 17. Saturday Night Live debuts 16. Bette Midler serenades Johnny Carson as he leaves The Tonight Show 15. Muhammad Ali carries torch at 1996 Summer Olympics opening ceremonies 14. Dorothy says, ""There's no place like home"" in ""The Wizard of Oz"" 13. Rocky Balboa runs the steps in ""Rocky"" 12. ""Who Shot J.R.?"" cliffhanger on Dallas 11. Michael Jackson moonwalks on ""Motown 25"" 10. Tom Cruise dances in underwear in ""Risky Business"" 9. Prince Charles and Lady Diana's wedding 8. ""The Contest"" on Seinfeld 7. Lucy at candy factory on I Love Lucy 6. Elliott and E.T. fly in ""E.T."" 5. Julia Roberts gets revenge on sales clerks in ""Pretty Woman"" 4. ""Titanic"" 3. Marlon Brando says, ""Make him an offer he can't refuse"" in ""The Godfather"" 2. Darth Vader reveals he's Luke Skywalker's father in ""The Empire Strikes Back"" 1. The Beatles

بازیگران مهمان: Ed McMahon، Greg Fitzsimmons، Mathew St. Patrick، Stephen Furst

101. Britney Spears: orange and pink jacket with hot pants, hat with feather, gum 100. Kate Hudson: vintage dress at 2000 Oscars, ringlets in hair 99. Fergie (of Black Eyed Peas): white frayed outfit at 2004 Grammys 98. Pamela Anderson: jean mini-skirt with white shirt tied up at chest 97. Geena Davis: short gown with long train, black tights at 1992 Oscars 96. Milla Jovovich: chains and pasties dress at Cannes 95. Macy Gray: dress advertising her album's release date, shower cap 94. Ashton Kutcher: combat boots and skirt 93. Penelope Cruz: pink dress with ruffles (""proper"" look) 92. Kelly Osbourne: black gauchos and top with tie belt, giant flower in hair 91. Jean-Claude Van Damme: red jacket with polka dots 90. Pink: orange and pink dress that goes against her style 89. Selma Blair: tattered red dress 88. Catherine Zeta-Jones: pink satin gown with space-age look 87. Richard Hatch: naked on Survivor 86. Shania

بازیگران مهمان: Jonathan Antin

80. Jennifer Garner: white lace dress 79. Paula Abdul: tiara 78. Sandra Bullock: floral ruffled dress 77. Scarlett Johansson: two-piece mini-dress with yellow tank top 76. Cher: fringed Native American outfit 75. Angelina Jolie: jet black hair and gown at 2000 Oscars 74. Vin Diesel: leather kilt 73. Serena Williams: super-short striped dress 72. Avril Lavigne: formal black tuxedo with top hat, blue shirt and bow tie 71. Missy Elliott: plaid knickers, tartan hat and sweatshirt 70. Kelly Preston: Chinese dress 69. Alanis Morissette: shredded black dress 68. Halle Berry: glittery pants with matching bikini top 67. Margaret Cho: sheer dress with peacock feathers 66. Cameron Diaz: kimono gown with funky hair, necklace as belt 65. Chloe Sevigny: white lace-up shoes, white rain coat over dress 64. Ben Affleck: changes style dramatically to appease his woman 63. Dolly Parton: dress with silver stars on it and

بازیگران مهمان: Jonathan Antin

60. Debra Messing: white dress that doesn't suit her body 59. Christina Aguilera: pink feathered dress 58. Mischa Barton: gold flapper dress at 2004 Emmys 57. Daryl Hannah: pink dress that is short in front and long in back with gold lace-up boots 56. Tara Reid: tattered shirt with mini-skirt and baseball cap 55. Sela Ward: red dress with bows and cut-outs in front 54. Rosie O'Donnell: unflattering short haircut 53. Marching band uniforms: Michael Jackson, Trudy Styler, Tommy Lee 52. Hilary Swank: pink dress of multiple lengths 51. Emma Thompson: quilted black and gold dress 50. Aretha Franklin: dress with gigantic sleeves 49. Maggie Gyllenhaal: long-sleeved red top with long black skirt 48. Angie Harmon: very short dress with wrap 47. Men without ties: Alec Baldwin, Simon Cowell, William Shatner, Sean Connery (ruffled blouse) 46. Sarah Jessica Parker: pink dress with feathered skirt 45. Gwen Stefani: furry bl

بازیگران مهمان: Jonathan Antin

40. Jennifer Lopez: thigh-high boots and floppy hat 39. Lil' Kim: purple pasty 38. Pink: taped-together white top 37. Lenny Kravitz: skin-tight gold jumpsuit 36. Paris Hilton: pink ruffled dress and ""Farrah"" hair 35. Courtney Love: shredded black dress 34. Jennifer Connelly: beige dress with scarf at Oscars 33. David Arquette: loud wardrobe 32. Joan Cusack: old-fashioned flowered dress 31. Deborah Harry: olive fur-trimmed outfit with black leather boots and red lace bra 30. Jim Carrey: hippie outfit with shaggy hair and beard 29. Kirsten Dunst: short flapper dress 28. Tracey Ullman: puffy-sleeved polka dot dress (worn twice) 27. Men in drag: Trey Parker & Matt Stone as Jennifer Lopez & Gwyneth Paltrow; Dennis Rodman in wedding gown; Andy Dick 26. Nicollette Sheridan: very revealing dress at 2004 AMAs 25. Julia Roberts: dress with distracting pattern 24. Russell Crowe: tuxedo with long black jacket and med

20. Celine Dion: giant headdress at wedding 19. Diane Keaton: continues ""Annie Hall"" look, with men's suit, tie, bowler hat and gloves 18. Kim Basinger: one-shouldered hoop-skirted dress with musical note and large collar on one side 17. Beyoncé Knowles: gold hot pants and shirt 16. Juliette Lewis: cornrows 15. Britney Spears: domantrix outfit with hat 14. Sharon Stone: two-piece leather Versace with black sequins, loose fabric pieces on skirt 13. Kristin Davis: loose black dress 12. Madonna: milkmaid outfit 11. Hilary Duff: colorful kimono with low rise jeans and chopsticks in hair 10. Björk: swan dress 9. Serena Williams: jean skirt, tight black shirt, knee-high boots in US Open match 8. Anne Heche: wild, unkempt hair 7. Uma Thurman: white and gold ""Swiss Miss"" dress with blue belt 6. Christina Aguilera: giant blonde Afro 5. Demi Moore: self-designed outfit with bicycle shorts, bustier and short cape 4. Cher: hobo look w

101. Desperate Housewives catfight at Vanity Fair photo shoot 100. Madonna and Guy Ritchie dress as nun and Pope at party 99. Chris Rock says that no straight man watches the Oscars 98. Rob Mariano and Amber Brkich don't stop for car wreck during The Amazing Race 97. Britney Spears swears a lot in interview 96. Jimmy Fallon does impression of Barbara Walters on The View 95. Chris Tucker drives over 100 mph, claims he was driving to church 94. Nicky Hilton marries in Vegas 93. Usher has bag worth $100,000 stolen from front desk of hotel 92. Courtney Love hits someone with bottle 91. Jude Law appears in six movies in last few months of 2004; most bomb 90. Kevin Spacey first claims to be mugged late at night in park, then says he was injured tripping over dog 89. Nicole Kidman drops out of ""The Producers"" to do ""Eucalyptus,"" which never materializes 88. Nicollette Sheridan drops towel before Terrell Owens in Monday Night Football stunt

80. Cameron Diaz takes camera from paparazzo 79. Ashton Kutcher's Kaballah bracelet digitally removed from ""Guess Who"" 78. Rosie O'Donnell spends $10 million to bring Taboo to Broadway 77. Anna Nicole Smith acts really weird while doing introduction at 2004 AMAs, blames teleprompter 76. Kid Rock allegedly hits strip club DJ 75. Kim Cattrall turns down sex and the city movie 74. Kelsey Grammer falls offstage and swears during Disney event 73. Michael Phelps arrested for DUI 72. Hilary Swank gets in trouble for smuggling fruit to New Zealand 71. Jimmy Kimmel serves alcohol to audience until woman gets sick 70. Courtney Love blows up at flight attendants 69. Natalie Portman does kissing scene at Israel holy site 68. Edward Furlong tries to liberate lobsters from grocery store 67. Richard Simmons slaps man at airport 66. Celebrity reality shows: Chasing Farrah, I'm With Busey, Faye Dunaway on The Starlet, The Contender with Sylvester S

60. Sarah Jessica Parker does Gap ads 59. Russell Crowe throws phone, hitting concierge 58. Oft-jailed Michael Lohan tries to pitch reality show about family 57. Keanu Reeves in ""Constantine"" 56. Nicole Richie's nipple rings set off metal detector at airport 55. Aaron Carter runs over mattress with SUV, which bursts into flames 54. Vin Diesel turns down sequels to ""The Fast and the Furious"" and ""XXX"" for ""The Chronicles of Riddick"" 53. Destiny's Child bandmates don't help Michelle Williams after she falls on 106 & Park 52. Michael Moore pushes for Best Picture nomination for ""Fahrenheit 9/11"" but gets shut out 51. Burt Reynolds slaps producer who doesn't know about ""The Longest Yard"" 50. David Crosby leaves luggage with knives and gun at hotel 49. Unusual celebrity baby names: Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter Apple, Rachel Griffiths' son Banjo, Jason Lee's son Pilot Inspector, etc. 48. Melanie Griffith wears cast on leg at Oscars 47. Mike

بازیگران مهمان: Brian Thomas Smith

40. Liza Minnelli falls out of bed 39. Brendan Fraser jokes about teaching sons to prick a condom 38. Some Oscars not given out onstage in 2005 ceremony 37. Tony Danza crashes Go Kart on talk show 36. Shannen Doherty leaves Love, Inc. before premiere 35. Priscilla Presley appears on Oprah with tightened face 34. NFL hires Paul McCartney to perform at halftime of Super Bowl 33. Film stars in sitcoms: Faye Dunaway in It Had to Be You; The Geena Davis Show; Bette, starring Bette Midler; Joan Cusack in What About Joan? 32. Charlie Sheen and pregnant Denise Richards split 31. Ashton Kutcher supposedly ""punks"" Michael Vartan with fake plane crash 30. Jennifer Lopez doesn't realize who Japanese prime minister is 29. Sandra Bullock gives up on ""Million Dollar Baby"" 28. Tom Sizemore cheats on drug test with ""Whizzinator"" 27. Bill O'Reilly caught in phone sex scandal 26. Bad casting: Anthony Hopkins as African American and Nicole Kidman

20. Paula Abdul has alleged affair with Corey Clark 19. Elton John insults Madonna while receiving award 18. Tara Reid's breast pops out on red carpet 17. Remake of ""The Stepford Wives"" 16. Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Alicia Keys and P.Diddy do ads for acne medication 15. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony sing Spanish duet on bedroom set at 2005 Grammys 14. Billy Joel crashes car into a house 13. Jose Canseco claims steroid abuse among baseball players in widely panned tell-all book 12. Billy Crudup and Kevin Federline leave pregnant girlfriends Mary Louise Parker and Shar Jackson 11. Lil' Kim lies to police about shootout 10. Tom Cruise jumps on couch on Oprah while talking about love for Katie Holmes 9. Dave Matthews Band's bus dumps sewage onto tour boat 8. Dan Rather and CBS present story about George W. Bush not fulfilling National Guard requirements, but documents can't be authenticated 7. Courtney Love lets stranger suck on her breast

بازیگران مهمان: Brian Thomas Smith