قسمت ۱In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.
بازیگران مهمان: Lu Leonard، Edan Gross، Brandon Bluhm، Joseph Dammann
قسمت ۲Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.
بازیگران مهمان: Nancy Skelton، Justine Lenore، Michelle Milantoni، Rawley Valverde
قسمت ۳A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.
بازیگران مهمان: Beau Dremann، Cynthia Songé، Ria Pavia، Carey Eidel
قسمت ۴A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.
قسمت ۵Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.
قسمت ۶Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.
بازیگران مهمان: April Jayne، Devin DeVasquez، Bill Smillie، Deron McBee
قسمت ۷Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.
بازیگران مهمان: گراهام جارویس، Henry G. Sanders، Jim Maniaci، Therese Kablan
قسمت ۸When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.
بازیگران مهمان: Carmen Zapata، F. William Parker، Barbara Alyn Woods، Steve Bean
قسمت ۹Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.
بازیگران مهمان: Charlie Spradling، Steve Susskind، Garrett Morris، Kenny Sacha
قسمت ۱۰The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
بازیگران مهمان: Michael Tulin، Clement von Franckenstein، Tom Tully، Mary Jo Kirwan
قسمت ۱۱Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.
بازیگران مهمان: Teri Ralston، Deborah Levin، Julie Condra، Teri Weigel
قسمت ۱۲Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.
بازیگران مهمان: Bunny Summers، Sandy Helberg، Jesse Borrego
قسمت ۱۳Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.
بازیگران مهمان: Teresa Ganzel، Pauly Shore، Christian Jacobs، Dylan Kussman
قسمت ۱۴Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.
بازیگران مهمان: Daniel Frishman
قسمت ۱۵Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.
بازیگران مهمان: Allison Barron، Tracy Justrich، Jonathan Coogan، Kristin Pearcey
قسمت ۱۶Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.
بازیگران مهمان: Lisa Raggio، Jack Yates، Catherine Carlen، Carol Mansell
قسمت ۱۷Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
بازیگران مهمان: David L. Lander، Jack Yates، Catherine Carlen، آندریا پارکر
قسمت ۱۸Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.
بازیگران مهمان: جووانی ریبیسی، Stephen Dorff، Heather Hopper، Christy Taylor
قسمت ۱۹Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.
بازیگران مهمان: Nick Toth
قسمت ۲۰When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.
بازیگران مهمان: Morgan Brittany، Candace Hutson، Brice Alan، Peter Steinfeld
قسمت ۲۱When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.
بازیگران مهمان: LaRue Stanley، Shirley Prestia، Dolores Albin، Healy Cunningham
