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Fresh performers treat the audience to a series of new and sometimes edgy comedy sketches. Also beer. Casting MADtv/Cast Open Vud #1-Tongue Vancome Lady- Make-up Counter Ice Cube/Ice-T Video News Report 911 Spy Vs Spy-Bomb Don Martin- Camping Nicole's Monologue Gump Fiction Spike Lee Red Devil Ham Kato Tells All Poison Dave's Monologue Spy Vs Spy- Pogo Stick Second Hand Cancer Debra's Monologue MacDumpsters Don Martin- Out of Gas Artie's Monologue Deep Stain Nine Vud #2- Watch Out

بازیگران مهمان: Kato Kaelin، Lise Simms، Bret Michaels، Rikki Rockett

LAPD Correct Nicole's Room Quantum Dream Team Powerbook #1: Newt Don Martin- Ice Cube Boy Virtual Homeless Bryan's Monologue Pick Up and Delivery Spy Vs Spy-Gorilla Phil's Monologue Crimson Tide 2 Post Office Massacre Powerbook #4: Snoop Don Martin-Frog Legs New Neighbors Mary's Monologue Air Guitar Store Spy Vs Spy-Train Powerbook #2: McVeigh

بازیگران مهمان: Kato Kaelin، Joe Walsh، Beverly Johnson، جک بتس

Sketches include ""Phone Sex"", ""A.D.D. Girl"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole"", ""Outing Dummy"", ""Psychic Cop"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Tuba Bang"", ""Debra and Debbie"", ""Racism Vs Spam"", ""First to a Million"", ""Don Martin- Wish Bone"", ""Apollo the 13th"", ""Phil's Mulatto Monologue"", ""Don Martin- Blow Up Girl"", ""Cookin' With Sherry"", ""Circus Guy"", ""Homeland Improvement"", ""NDI Vs AE&E; #2-Woman"", ""Rolling Stones Video-Like A Rolling Stone""

بازیگران مهمان: Jean Speegle Howard، Peter Marshall، درن نوریس

Sketches include ""Life With Buffer,"" ""Highagain,"" ""Boxing Corner,"" ""#1-Hair,"" ""P.R.,"" ""Spy Vs Spy--Umbrella,"" ""Boxing Corner #2-Makeup,"" ""Vancome Lady ER,"" ""Lying,"" ""Boxing Corner #3-Birthday,"" ""Woody Allen Action Flick,"" ""Sex Therapist,"" ""Dennis Rodman PSA,"" ""Family Feed,"" ""Republican Gladiators,"" ""Don Martin-Fisherman,"" ""Advice,"" ""Other White Meat,"" ""Spy Vs Spy-Sewer Chase""

بازیگران مهمان: Michael Buffer، Roy Jones Jr.، Lee Reherman، Gary Coleman

Conference Call IZM-Paris Krishna Rock Lowered Expectations-Mary Urine Monologue Affirmative Crips Got Urine? Don Martin-Beach Shovel Larry King Gone Mad Lowered Expectations-Artie IZM-Torture When Harry Met Willy Lowered Expectations-Nicole IZM-Drug Deal Celibacy Backstage Spy Vs Spy-Log Jam

بازیگران مهمان: Peter Werner، Lawrence Mandley، پتن اسوالت

O.J. Plates When We Knew... Calvin Klein Ad#1 Stop Smoking #1 Oprah Winfrey Swimming Pool Stop Smoking #2 Vague Calvin Klein Ad#2 Stop Smoking #3 Clueless of the Lambs Monologue-Dana Gould Don Martin-Harp Fall Nicole's Monologue Movie Trailer Party of Five-Nicole's Visit Spy Vs Spy-Slinky Debbie Dander-Seminar Training Calvin Klein #3 Spy Vs Spy-Sunbeam

بازیگران مهمان: نو کمبل، Scott Wolf، متیو فاکس، Dana Gould

Lowered Expectations-Dave Ken Norton Jr. Opening Organ Donors Disruptive Principal Lowered Expectations-Phil Navajo Football League Don Martin-Water-skiing Tyson vs. Barty Hard to Oppress Vud Light--Mob Spy Vs Spy-Funland Happy Happy Storytime Lady Lowered Expectations-Orlando Tapeworm Monologue Don Martin-Fat Freak Math Made Easy Monologue-Dave Foley Vud Light-Devil Imaginary Friends Spy Vs Spy-Torpedo Duck, Duck, Goose

بازیگران مهمان: Billy Barty، پیتر دنیس، Ann Walker، Ken Norton Jr.

Sweatin' to the O.G.'s Lottery Losers Lottery-Producers Daytime Jane-Ellen Monologue-L.L.Cool J. The Octoroon Don Martin-Scalpel Daytime Jane-Larry Gump Fiction Scat Chat Spy Vs Spy-Jail Spring UBS Promotion Daytime Jane-Ed Fabulous--featuring RuPaul Don Martin-Rescue Plane Lady Madness Spy Vs Spy-Dream Boat

بازیگران مهمان: RuPaul، کوئینسی جونز، Smalls، ال ال کول جی

Easy to Assemble Wonder Rake 5000 Vancome Lady-Dept. Store Santa Fruitcake Vs Santa Spy Vs Spy-Plunger Raging Rudolph College Advisor The X-mas That Santa Forgot The Bank Monologue-Pauly Shore Donut Shop Happy Go Lucky Phil Last Call Spy Vs Spy-Tank Bomb

بازیگران مهمان: Billy Barty، Pauly Shore

Stress US Commercial Clintfeld Knowledge Spy Vs Spy-Spaghetti Door Handicapped Toilet Police The Go-Between Get Smarty Improv Don Martin-Brick Layers Mafia Management Monologue-Andy Kindler Spy Vs Spy-Fleas Line of Duty Emotional Prostitute Don Martin-Cake Machine Mime Psychiatrist

بازیگران مهمان: Rip Taylor، درن نوریس، Andy Kindler

Candidate #1 The Presidents of the United States Commercial Lounge Lawyer Spy Vs Spy-Macaroni Factory Office Window Don Martin-Civil War Window of the Soul Candidate #2 I Could Do That The Presidents of the United States Performance-""Lump"" Candidate #3 Time Manager Spy Vs Spy-Lab Fly Big Game Dan Take a Letter

بازیگران مهمان: Tony Orlando، Mary Elizabeth McGlynn، Andy Dick، Chris Ballew

Cotton Swabs Heart Pops Martin Spy Vs Spy-Magnet Nail Poetry Class Menace II High Society Don Martin-Tennis Rescue 911 Gordy Lane Spy Vs Spy-Kill Command Crisis Center Hitman Needy Guy Instant Personality Dog

بازیگران مهمان: دیوید فاستینو، Michelle Clunie، Imani Wilcox، Tré Hardson

Lowered Expectations-Folk Singer Vista Card-Militia Dr. Goodwrench Spy Vs Spy-Rock Drop Memory Power XXX Files Lowered Expectations-Danza Your Cheatin' Head Don Martin--Chemistry Set Jim Carrey School of Acting Lowered Expectations-Bubble Ron Vancome Lady Hostage Negotiator Sick of It That's How They Get You Quality Time Foreign Psychiatrist

بازیگران مهمان: Arjay Smith

Happy News Network Michael Jackson Infomercial Wannabe Grilling-Featuring Brian Austin Green Rude Lady Spy Vs Spy-Hair Dryer Davey and The Son of Goliath The Instigator Sports Injury Coffee House Don Martin-Beach Ball Boy Good Cop Bad Cop All About Whoopi-Featuring Whoopi Goldberg Don Martin-Tee Pee guy UBS Wake Odds and Evens: The Movie Disruptive Waitress

بازیگران مهمان: ووپی گلدبرگ، برایان آستین گرین

Coffee and Donuts Ink Blot Lowered Expectations-Rick #1 That's My White Mama Terms of Imprisonment Lowered Expectations-Rick #2 Dream Stealer Joel and Connie: Small Claims Lowered Expectations-Rick #3 Spy Vs Spy-Bomb Assembly Eddie Murphy Audition Monologue-Dave Higgins Gohhar and Hagop Don Martin-Assembly Line Lowered Expectations-Rick #4

بازیگران مهمان: دیوید آنتونی هیگینس، Doug Llewelyn

X-News #1 International Coffee-Hangover Ozark Singled Out Dole Commercial Casino Man International Coffee-Ripped Off X-News #2 Doctor's Visit Insanely Disappointed International Coffee-Kidnapping X-News #3 Survival Weekend Spy Vs Spy-Slam Dunk The Big Game

بازیگران مهمان: Barry Williams، Jennifer Lyons، کریس هاردویک

O.J. Video Bloopers Leevis Diaper That's My White Mama 2 In Your Ear #1 In Your Ear #2 Lethal Talkin' For Your Files Only-Featuring Claudia Schiffer Spy Vs Spy-Monkey Business Homegirl Surgeons-Featuring Kim Coles Leevis-Birthmark Intimidation Commercial Leevis-Nuts Valedictorian

بازیگران مهمان: Jazzmun، Claudia Schiffer، Kim Coles

Sketches include ""X-News #1"", ""Headache #1"", ""Beauty Pageant"", ""The New Job"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Projector"", ""X-News #2"", ""Babewatch"", ""Headache #2"", ""Drug Bust"", ""Monologue-Bruce McCulloch"", ""Leevis #2"", ""Funeral DJ"", ""Headache #3"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Love Robot"", ""X-News #3"", ""Hearing"", ""Spy Vs Spy-Fail Safe""

بازیگران مهمان: Bruce McCulloch

Sketches: Martial Arts #1 Spishak Margarine Meet The Folks Lowered Expectations-Danielle Fugitive Martial Arts #2 Spy Vs Spy- Sidewalk Switch Party Dad Lowered Expectations-Budduda Gumboy and Poker Martial Arts #3 Joey Devanzo Monologue-Harland Williams Lowered Expectations-Carol I'll Kick Your A* Zany and Madcap

بازیگران مهمان: Trevor Einhorn، Harland Williams